Shakespeare and My Pseudo-Hetero Charms
By Aidan Johnson
Women have baffled and fascinated me since... well, forever. When I was little, my heroes were shit-kicking cartoon heroines: witches, swordswomen, princesses, and vamps, from Cinderella of the glass slipper to She-Ra of the magic blade. Was the attraction erotic? From one perspective, yes: glistening fem-muscle and flowing hair is perhaps one of life's greatest and truest aesthetic epiphanies.
As the tender age of seven I was CONVINCED that when I married (and I WOULD marry!) it would be to a beautiful nuclear physicist movie star type, easy on the eyes, hard on the brain... like my favorite cartoons, only a woman.
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