Paris Dating A Robot??

Take a close look at Paris Hilton's new boy-toy, I think he's actually a toy!

Paris Hilton has finally just broken down and bought herself a beautiful robot boyfriend. And because the voice recognition technology is a bit behind, she's telling everyone that he's some Swedish guy named Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö, to try and limit direct communication with him. It's oh-so-obvious. Now, she's been pulling the string on his back and actually has him spouting such nonsense like how her family is "kind, normal and ordinary." He's even saying that Hilton surprised him with her sparkling personality when they first met, as he was introduced to her during his vacation from being a pizza delivery guy, backpacking through Los Angeles.

"I had a totally different picture of her before that. I was impressed she was so focused. I love to be in her company."

See? That's how we know he's a fake. Focused on what? That makes no sense. He must be destroyed.

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Paris' Special Hummer

In an attempt to show that she has an environmental consciousness Paris Hilton recently was quoted in US Weekly as saying that she ordered a Hummer Hybrid.

However a Hummer spokesperson later had to correct her claim stating that such a vehicle does not in fact exist.

Poor Paris, she's trying so hard, I think Hummer should make a line of cars just for her, maybe with autopilot for those drunken nights!

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Paris Hilton's jail sentence slashed

Paris Hilton will now serve at least 23 days in jail and be separated from other inmates, officials announced after reviewing her case yesterday.

L.A. Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said due to Hilton's fame, she will be placed in "special needs housing unit" reserved for high-profile inmates. The unit contains 12 two-person cells.

Whitmore insisted Hilton is being treated as any other inmate and the sentence is being taken seriously.

The new sentence is much less than the initial 45 day sentence, but if Hilton actually goes to jail it will at least give a little credit to the Hollywood justice system.

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Fans determined to free Paris Hilton

It didn't take long for Paris Hilton supporters to create an online action group against the socialite's recent conviction.

The site claims Hilton is being oppressed and says it has two major protests planned to fight the sentence - one in Los Angeles and one in New York. No other details have been provided at this time.

Hilton was found guilty last week of violating probation on a recent DUI conviction and was sentenced to 45 days in jail. Hilton was found driving with a suspended licence after being pulled over for a broken taillight. She said she was unaware her licence was suspended at the time and has since apologized.

It's nice to see more American youth getting involved in politics...maybe soon they'll lend their activism to more substantial campaigns, like "Save Darfur."

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Paris Hilton Behind Bars

Poor Paris Hilton won't be partying for 45 days, unless you count bonding with her prison inmates.

She's been sentenced to jail for 45 days, to a 12-by-8 feet cell by herself.

Luckily, they've granted her request for a personal cell. Perhaps they'll let her have some wine with those low-sodium meals too?

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Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Reunited on 'Simple Life'

After a length amount of time quarreling and bickering with one another, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reconciled and coming together for a new season of the 'Simple Life', where they will be camp counselors.

As best friends again...it feels like all is right in the world again. Although...Nick and Jessica aren't back together. Yet. We can dream.

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Paris for Sale

Paris Hilton forgot to pay her storage fees so now her stuff is up for grabs. According to E! Online, David Hans Schmidt, known for his ties to the celebrity porn industry, purchased and sold the items to a site that is now selling the items to the public.

In addition to jewelry, furniture, clothing, diaries, credit card bills, emails, medical records, bank statements and photos, ParisExposed (the site owning the items) also claims to have letters written by Hilton discussing on-again pal Nicole Richie and sister Nicky, a love note from former boy-toy Nick Carter and a selection of "never before seen sex videos."

Paris Hilton's rep, the over-worked Elliot Mintz, told the Associated Press that they are certainly "going to explore all of [their] legal options about this matter."

Isn't it scary that a high-profile celeb could be so irresponsible with her valuable things and personal items, uhm, where exactly is her dog?

The List Is Out!

Once again, Mr. Blackwell gives us the much anticipated "Worst Dressed Women List".

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for No. 1 on Mr. Blackwell's 47th annual "Worst Dressed Women List".

Calling them "two peas in an over-exposed pod" and "style-free and fashion deprived," Blackwell dubbed Spears and Hilton the "Screamgirls."

Blackwell didn't limit his nitpicking to young stars such as 20-year-old Lindsay Lohan (No. 3), who went, he claims "from adorable to deplorable" - also targeted, in No. 10 spot, was 57-year-old Meryl Streep, even though she played a fashionista in The Devil Wears Prada.

I'd like to make my own "Worst Waste of Time" list where celebrities that wasted my time in terrible movies or scandals could get some backlash, maybe next year!

Where's Your Burger Paris?

According to Access Hollywood, Paris Hilton is to be arraigned in Los Angeles today on drunk driving charges. She is not required to appear in court because the charges are misdemeanors.

Hilton was pulled over last September seventh for driving erratically. She reportedly told officers that she had had one drink on an empty stomach. She was on her way to get a burger when she was stopped. Hilton said she hadn't eaten all day because she was filming a music video.

The hotel heiress and socialite has no prior DUI arrests. If convicted, she could be sentenced to six months in jail and fined one-thousand dollars. The minimum penalty for a first-time offender is a fine, probation and rehab.

How about instead, and I know this sounds cruel, the court makes her listen to her album, while watching all the seasons of the Simple Life. That'll teach her to starve all day and drive, in hopes of competing with anorexic pal Nicole Ritchie!

Britney and Paris make a great pair

Britney Spears made the most of her first big night out as a singleton after the American Music Awards on Wednesday with none other then new best-bud Paris Hilton (just when you thought she couldn't sink lower than her ex K-Fed).
First she flashed her newly trim(mer) tummy in LA club Teddy's, in a turquoise bellydancer's outfit. Then she slipped into a leopard spot dress and had a wild time with her pal Paris. Unfortunately, Britney got a little tipsy and flashed her white undies getting out of their car. Still, at least she was wearing 'em!
UPDATE: Just two days later she got snapped flashing sans undies. What is it with trashy young celebs wearing shot skirts without undies infront of paparazzi?

Paris pukes on stage

According to Joshua Radin, Paris Hilton was "performing" in Las Vegas when she puked on stage. Radin was in Vegas with the cast of "Scrubs" and went to a club to see Jay-Z perform. He writes on his MySpace:

"Paris Hilton ...was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours," Radin wrote on his MySpace site.
"Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us."
When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton's moment.
"Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs," writes Radin. "She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.