Brad Pitt's Basterd Advice: Don't Talk And Pee

Probably for the promotion of his upcoming Inglourious Basterds movie, Brad Pitt appeared on the cover of Wired magazine this month. Aside from talking about his glam life, Angelina Jolie and the kids, and his charitable efforts, he also provided words of advice through "Ask a Basterd" column.

The life-changing question was, "Is it acceptable to talk on the phone while urinating?"

Brad Pitt advices:

"No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That's why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those followers."